Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Stick a Fork in 2009

Forget it. 2009 is toast. It's done. Stick a fork in it. There's no way EEStor is going to announce something we've all been waiting for in the next couple days.

Now, 2010, that's a different eestory.



Until then, cue the 2009 Skeptics Ball Celebration Dance Music. Distribute the carbonated apple juice and let's get funky.


NEWSFLASH!: let's go LIVE now, to a tent set up on a vacant lot in Cedar Park, TX. Sources tell me they have just begun a new dance called, "The Magical EESU Is Still Not Here, Mr. Weir." Let's see the footage:



Pretty good dancing there. I could get into that music...sort of funky, no? Tough on the knees though. Impressive. So any way, Dick Weir!, I want those friggin batteries, sir! Let's get them charged up and out on the road, please, and sometime well before every many woman and child in the Middle East is a multi-millionaire! THANK YOU! (no, i havent forgotten about you Canadian Oilers--you're just not good dancers).

5 comments:

Desertstraw said...

What keeps the Zenn stock up? Is it that Ian Clifford owns most of it? I can't decide whether Ian Clifford is the biggest victim or part of the Eestor deception.

B said...

I suppose it's due diligence.

Imrahil said...

Hum, so you expect the critics to just pack up and go?
Naaaaaah, deep down they are much to interested in the topic to just leave it.

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Oh, and:
I TOLD YOU SO! :D :D :D :D :D

windbourne said...

Yup. I am starting to think that at this time, we should HAVE some investigations into Zenn. This is very much looking more and more like a dump.

Tom M said...

Even the most supportive followers have to be doubting it they will EVER actually have and show a working unit. How many times can they offer a date and a promise and then the date passes and we don't even get an explanation as to why the deadline wasn't met. I have been hopefully following them for two years now and we have nothing. I hate to say it, but I'm really starting to believe it's because they also have nothing.