Saturday, August 28, 2010

10-10-2010 : October 10, 2010 : Who Will Own It?

We had some competition last year on 9 September 2009 with various companies making announcements on that day.  Yet, so far, no one has tried to own 10 October 2010.   It's like people hate the number 10 or something.  I can think of about 10 ways to use this date myself.   Maybe I should seize this day?  I can call it the 10 most important things you never knew until you hit October 10, 2010. Or whatever, it doesn't matter. It's a valuable date going largely unused.
And B Gave Them 10 October 2010

That's it, I'm fired up.  I'm taking it and making it mine.   October 10, 2010 is mine!  Aaannd...BEGIN!    You hear me?  (I'm not promising anything EEStor related.) I'm just letting you know that that date is now mine because no one else has tried to harness it's power until now, until I did it right here today.   It's mine.  Keep your damn dirty paws off of October tenth two thousand and ten!

We Worship B On October 10, 2010


And also, please don't send me a bunch of links to what IS actually scheduled to occur on that day because as of now none of them matter any more.  Forget those jerks at Toyota with the Prius' tiny battery. This is the best place to make the most of October 10, 2010. That's right, on October 10, 2010, I will be taking over the day.  Top 10 lists, Top 10 This, 10 of those, 10 times 10 times 10.  We'll see where the number takes us.

I bet you 10 dollars 10-10-10 is all mine
What's that?  10 means nothing to you?  That's because it's not October 10, 2010 yet, is it?  See how that works?    And if you're planning to get married on this day, I'm going to need you to move your wedding up or back a day, ok?  So, let's meet right here promptly at 10:10:10 AM to discuss October 10,  2010 for at least 10 hours. 

10-10-10

Now, I know last year many of your got all mixed up about whether or not September 9, 2009 would bring any useful news.  This is at least 1 better than that. 


1 comment:

gsanford said...

*sigh*

I liked it better when you posted "muahahaha".